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When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.

New York City Is Filled With The Same Kind Of People I Left New Jersey To Get Away From.

I Just Write When Fear Overtakes Me.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

Remember This: No Matter How Politely Or Distinctly You Ask A Parisian A Question He Will Persist In Answering You In French.