I Stopped Taking Drugs When I Was

I Could Not Possibly Be In A Relationship Now For More Than Six Days. When I Was Younger, I Might Have Said Six Months, Although I Think The Longest Relationship I Was Ever In Was Three Years.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

The First Step In Having Any Successful War Is Getting People To Fight It.

[on The Writers She Admires:] I Prefer Dead Writers, Because I Don't See Them At Parties.

Educational Television Should Be Absolutely Forbidden. It Can Only Lead To Unreasonable Disappointment When Your Child Discovers That The Letters Of The Alphabet Do Not Leap Up Out Of Books And Dance Around With Royal-blue Chickens.