Logic Is The Key To An All-inclusive

The Tears I Have Cried Over Germany Have Dried. I Have Washed My Face.

Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I Just Know What To Do With Them.

Love Affairs Are The Real Only Education In Life.

To Be Completely Woman You Need A Master, And In Him A Compass For Your Life. You Need A Man You Can Look Up To And Respect. If You Dethrone Him It's No Wonder That You Are Discontented, And Discontented Women Are Not Loved For Long.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.