The Tears I Have Cried Over Germany

I Was Raised Almost Entirely On Turnips And Potatoes, But I Think That The Turnips Had More To Do With The Effect Than The Potatoes.

I Am At Heart A Gentleman.

Most Women Set Out To Try To Change A Man, And When They Have Changed Him They Do Not Like Him.

Careful Grooming May Take Twenty Years Off A Woman's Age, But You Can't Fool A Flight Of Stairs.

Sex Is Much Better With A Woman, But Then One Can't Live With A Woman.