The Tears I Have Cried Over Germany

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Dietrich Would Never Do That

Every Human Being Is In Need Of Talking To Somebody. In This Country Nobody Has Time. It Seems That Talking To A Friend Has Gone Out Of Style. Now You Have To Pay Money To Go To An Analyst.

There Is A Gigantic Difference Between Earning A Great Deal Of Money And Being Rich.