Liverpool Was Made For Me And I

Just Go Out And Drop A Few Hand Grenades All Over The Place, Son. (to Kevin Keegan)

Don't Worry, Alan. At Least You'll Be Able To Play Close To A Great Team. (to Alan Ball, Who'd Just Signed For Everton)

When I've Got Nothing Better To Do, I Look Down The League Table To See How Everton Are Getting Along.

The Very Word 'anfield' Means More To Me Than I Can Describe.

If A Man….who’s Playing In Front Of The Public, Is Being Well Paid, And He Doesn’t Dedicate Himself To The Job, I’d Be Hard On Him. If I Could I Would Put Him In Jail, Out Of The Road Of Society. Because He’s A Menace