It's The Greatest Thing In The World,

I Was The Best Manager In Britain Because I Was Never Devious Or Cheated Anyone. I’d Break My Wife’s Legs If I Played Against Her, But I’d Never Cheat Her.

Me Having No Education. I Had To Use My Brains.

Forget The Beatles And All The Rest. This Is The Real Liverpool Sound. It's Real Singing, And It's What The Kop Is All About.

If You Can't Support Us When We Lose Or Draw, Don't Support Us When We Win

If You're Not Sure What To Do With The Ball, Just Pop It In The Net And We'll Discuss Your Options Afterwards.