Aim For The Sky And You'll Reach

He's Not Just The Best Centre-forward In The British Isles, But The Only One. (about Ian St John)

What A Great Day For Football, All We Need Is Some Green Grass And A Ball.

If Everton Were Playing Down The Bottom Of My Garden, I'd Draw The Curtains.

Of Course I Didn't Take My Wife To See Rochdale As An Anniversary Present. It Was Her Birthday And Would I Have Got Married During The Football Season? Anyway, It Was Rochdale Reserves.

The Problem With You, Son, Is That All Your Brains Are In Your Head. (to A Liverpool Trainee)