Liverpool Can Play For Only Five Minutes

Everest In His Slippers. That's What He Was Like.

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.

I Think His Team Are Mirroring Stuart Pearce As The Player He Was. (on Manchester City)

Myths Grow All The Time. If I Was To Listen To The Number Of Times I've Thrown Teacups Then We've Gone Through Some Crockery In This Place. It's Completely Exaggerated, But I Don't Like People Arguing Back With Me.

The Pace Of The Game Demanded A Referee Who Was Fit. It Is An Indictment Of Our Game. You See Referees Abroad Who Are As Fit As Butcher's Dogs. We Have Some Who Are Fit. He Wasn't Fit.