Cole Should Be Scoring From Those Distances,

Her Majesty Said She Hoped I Would Have Time For My Horses - I Own Two And Have Shares In Four.

I Can't Believe It. I Can't Believe It. Football. Bloody Hell.

We Have To Try To Beat Everyone.

Funnily Enough We Have Never Had One Enquiry For Paul Scholes. You Know Why? Because They All Know He Will Never Leave. In My Time He Would Be In The Top Six Or Seven (best United Players Ever) Without A Doubt. His Contribution And Quality Have Been Great, Even Without The Fantastic Goals He Has Scored. [ . . . ] He Has That Wonderful Velvet Touch On The Ball. When He Gets It, It Goes Stone Dead. It Is Wonderful To See That Amidst All The Mayhem That Can Happen In A Football Match.

The Lads Really Ran Their Socks Into The Ground.