Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That All Politicians Are Crap. I Think The 'cool People' Often Take That Position.

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

I Wanna Live 'til I Die, No More, No Less.