Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

I Appreciate Your Applause, But I Don't Do It For Applause. I Do It For Cash, It's Much Better.

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I Wear Whatever I Want Whenever I Want. I Don't Call It Drag; I Don't Even Call It Cross-dressing. It's Just Wearing A Dress.

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.