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I Just Play To Progressive Audiences. You Know, If They're Watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, That Kind Of Thing, "monty Python" Have Already Laid The Groundwork. They're Known Around The World. People Like That Kind Of Surrealist, Left-field Humor, And That's What I Do. And "saturday Night Live," A Lot Of American Humor. "the Simpsons," Above All, The Weird, Left-field Humor, Which I Love. And Sardonic. So That's All I'm Doing. I Find That Audience, And They're In Every Developed Country Around The World.

I Appreciate Your Applause, But I Don't Do It For Applause. I Do It For Cash, It's Much Better.

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

When I First Came Out, I Thought, I Want To Walk Like A Real Woman, I Don't Want To Do Mincing Steps. And There Was Some Girl I Saw Walking Up Holloway Road In Islington Who Had This Long Languid Walk And I Thought, That's What I Like, So I Incorporated Her Walk Into Mine.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.