Life's No Brief Candle-it's A Splendid Torch!

Take The Utmost Care To Get Well Born And Well Brought Up.

The Function Of Comedy Is To Dispelunconsciousness By Turning The Searchlight Of The Keenest Moral And Intellectual Analysisright On To It.

No Elaboration Of Physical Or Moral Accomplishment Can Atone For The Sin Of Parasitism.

The Anti-vivisector Does Not Deny That Physiologists Must Make Experiments And Even Take Chances With New Methods. He Says That They Must Not Seek Knowledge By Criminal Methods, Just As They Must Not Make Money By Criminal Methods. He Does Not Object To Galileo Dropping Cannon Balls From The Top Of The Leaning Tower Of Pisa; But He Would Object To Shoving Off Two Dogs Or American Tourists.

Even The Youngest Of Us May Be Wrong Sometimes.