What We Call Education And Culture Is

If You Lived In London, Where The Whole System Is One Of False Good-fellowship, And You May Know A Man For Twenty Years Without Finding Out That He Hates You Like Poison, You Would Soon Have Your Eyes Opened. There We Do Unkind Things In A Kind Way: We Say Bitter Things In A Sweet Voice: We Always Give Our Friends Chloroform When We Tear Them To Pieces.

The Great Advantage Of A Hotel Is That It Is A Refuge From Home Life.

Conceive. That Is The Word That Means Both The Beginning In Imagination And The End In Creation.

Englishmen Hate Liberty And Equality Too Much To Understand Them. But Every Englishman Loves A Pedigree.

Liquor Is The Chloroform Which Enables The Poor Man To Endure The Painful Operation Of Living.