Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes And Ladders.

I Lost Myself To Music At A Very Early Age, And I Remained There.

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

One Day I Decided To Try To Have A Complete Day Without Tea. I Was Quite Shaken. I Was Quite Disturbed.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.