Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes And Ladders.

Tried Living In The Real World Instead Of A Shell, But I Was Bored Before I Even Began.

I Believe The Nme Have Deliberately Tried To Characterise Me As A Racist In A Recent Interview In Order To Boost Their Circulation. I Abhor Racism And Cruelty Of Any Kind And Will Not Let This Pass.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.

We Hate William And Kate