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I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.

Don't Talk To Me About People Who Are 'nice' Cause I Have Spent My Whole Life In Ruins Because Of People Who Are 'nice'.

I Wear Black On The Outside 'cause Black Is How I Feel On The Inside.

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.