What's The First Thing I Do When

You're Not Right In The Head, And Nor Am I, And This Is Why....this Is Why I Like You.

With People In The World Such As 'jamie Oliver' And [tv Chef] Clarissa Dickson-wright There Isn't Much Hope For Animals.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

Close Your Eyes, And Think Of Someone You Physically Admire, And Let Me Kiss You.

This Position I've Held ... It Pays May Way And It Corrodes My Soul.