If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No

Whenever I’d Over­hear How People Found Me To Be ‘a Bit Much’ (which Is The Gentle Way Of Say­ing The Word ‘unbear­able’), I Under­stood Why. To Myself I Would Say: Well, Yes Of Course I’m A Bit Much — If I Weren’t, I Would Not Be Lit Up By So Many Lights.

If Anyone Has Seen The Horrific And Unwatchable Footage Of The Chinese Cat And Dog Trade - Animals Skinned Alive - Then They Could Not Possibly Argue In Favour Of China As A Caring Nation. There Are No Animal Protection Laws In China, And This Results In The Worst Animal Abuse And Cruelty On The Planet. It Is Indefensible.

It's The Refuge For The Mentally Deficient. It's Made By Dull People For Dull People.

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?

There's More To Life Than Books You Know, But Not Much More.