Life Was Certainly More Entertaining When People

I Used To Rent A House In Princeton, New Jersey, And Whenever People Came To Visit Me, I Would Drive Them Past Albert Einstein's House, Which Is The Most Ordinary House In Princeton - A House, Let Me Assure You, That Now A Salesman Wouldn't Live In. I'd Always Say, "that Was Albert Einstein's House." And They'd Say, "what Do You Mean? Why Would Albert Einstein Live In A Little House Like That?" And I'd Always Say To People, "because He Didn't Care!"

It's Very Important Who The President Of The United States Is. America Is A Great Idea, So That's Why It's A Great Country.

It Is Not True That There Is Dignity In All Work. Some Jobs Are Definitely Better Than Others.

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.