There's Too Much Democracy In The Culture,

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.

People Have Been Cooking And Eating For Thousands Of Years, So If You Are The Very First To Have Thought Of Adding Fresh Lime Juice To Scalloped Potatoes Try To Understand That There Must Be A Reason For This.

For The Movie Review Columns, I Always Knew Exactly What I Was Going To Write About - The Movies.

The Telephone Is A Good Way To Talk To People Without Having To Offer Them A Drink.

Romantic Love Is Mental Illness. But It's A Pleasurable One. It's A Drug. It Distorts Reality, And That's The Point Of It. It Would Be Impossible To Fall In Love With Someone That You Really Saw. The Second You Meet Someone That You're Going To Fall In Love With You Deliberately Become A Moron. You Do This In Order To Fall In Love, Because It Would Be Impossible To Fall In Love With Any Human Being If You Actually Saw Them For What They Are.