Life Sucks,get A Helmet

No Matter What Anybody Says, Relationships Are Based On Physical Attraction. The First Time I Saw My Wife, It Was Pure Animal Whatever.

The Best Thing About Series Tv Is That Everyone You Work With Is Hand-picked, As Compared To Working On A Film.

I Think All Priests Should Be Married.

When I Become President, All You Assholes That Ride Bikes In The City? Lock And Load! You're Going Down!

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.