Life Sucks,get A Helmet

I Actually Like Talking.

If The World Somehow Actually Ends Tomorrow, Let All Forget About The Mayans And Just Agree It`s The Nhl`s Fault

Is It Possible To Get A Cup Of Coffee-flavored Coffee Anymore In This Country? What Happened With Coffee? Did I Miss A Meeting? They Have Every Other Flavor But Coffee-flavored Coffee. They Have Mochaccino, Frappaccino, Cappuccino, Al Pacino...coffee Doesn't Need A Menu, It Needs A Cup.

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

The Filter's The Best Part. That's Where They Put The Heroin.