I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too

What's Politically Correct A Lot Of Times Is Not Funny.

All Men Hear Is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Sex, Blah, Blah, Blah, Food, Blah, Blah, Blah, Beer.

Jerry Lewis Has Been Married Twenty Times. He Gets Married On A Tuesday, They Find His Wife Dead In A Swimming Pool On Thursday. Maybe If You Married Someone Who's Old Enough To Swim Next Time, Ok Jerry?

Firefighters Don't Go On Strike.

I Love French Stuff. Mmmm, French Fries.