I Eat Meat Because Meat Tastes Like

I Studied Acting In School And Then Of Course Couldn't Get An Acting Job.

It's Hard To Have A Film And Television Career And Do Music Work At The Same Time.

Bill Murray Doesn't Do Anything. He Barely Shows Up At The Movies He Says He's Going To Do.

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.