Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

I Find That It Isn't Wise To Attempt To Judge People On Their Public Persona, And Even On The Music They Make. Because I've Met So Many People Whose Music I Cannot Stand, And They're Very Nice. At The Same Time, I've Met People Whose Music I've Loved, And They're Not The Person You've Invested All This Emotion In.

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

You Are A Work Of Art.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.