Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.

Boot The Grime Of This World In The Crotch Dear.

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

It Could Be Construed That The Reason I Wouldn't Wish To Live In England Is The Immigration Explosion. And That's Not True At All.

He Drove Me Home In The Van, Complaining, 'women Only Like Me For My Mind'.

If You Love Animals, Obviously It Doesn't Make Sense To Hurt Them.