Most People Keep Their Brains Between Their

Sometimes I Wish I Was Just A Simple Drunkard.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

If You Love Animals, Obviously It Doesn't Make Sense To Hurt Them.