Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough

I've Failed So Many Times In My Life That My Recovery Time Has Improved. I'm Better At Redirecting My Attention. I've Trained In Radical Aliveness And Core Energetics Over The Past Couple Of Years And That Has Allowed Me To See How Much We Project Our Failures Onto Others. It Has Taught Me To Accept Myself. There Is Real Power In Owning Your Truth.

I'm Inspired By Love, By The Moments That We Commit To Something With All Our Heart - Be It A Person, A Project, An Animal, Anything Really. It's Undeniably Inspiring, That Acknowledgment Of Existence, That I Love, That I Care. That Fills Me With Purpose.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.