Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough

Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough When You're Stupid.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

I'm Inspired By Love, By The Moments That We Commit To Something With All Our Heart - Be It A Person, A Project, An Animal, Anything Really. It's Undeniably Inspiring, That Acknowledgment Of Existence, That I Love, That I Care. That Fills Me With Purpose.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.