Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough

Failure Is Always Present As An Actor. I Make My Living By Taking Chances. If I'm Not Risking Something, Then I'm Not Doing My Job, So I'm Constantly Failing. In Fact, I'm Trying To Fail Bigger. I Try To Focus On The Positive, The Moment, And Try To Realize Where I'm At In An Attempt To Understand The Failure.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

Always Try To Rub Up Against Money, For If You Rub Up Against Money Long Enough, Some Of It May Rub Off On You.

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.