Life Is Short. You Have To Be

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian Sort Of Slips Into An Old-school Clunker. You Know, You Don't Hear Too Much Of That Anymore.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All Jails Get Out Some Day. So Why Not Give Them A Little Levity In What's Otherwise A Very Dark Life?

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.