Life Is Short And The Nights Are

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Think People Can Stand To Take Themselves Just A Little Less Seriously. I'm Fighting The War Against Pretension.

I Want To Show You That You Can Be Funny And Hot. You Can Drink And Read. People Are Still Getting Used To What I Am.

I Do Feel Like There Are The Pop Stars Of The World And Then I'm Like Their Dirty Little Sister, Running Around With Sh*t On My Face In Combat Boots Because I Can't Walk In Heels.

I Embrace The Imperfections And Celebrate Them.