Society Has Taught Us To Suppress Certain

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I Do My Laundry On A Weekly Basis.

I Embrace The Imperfections And Celebrate Them.

I Understand I'm Supposed To Be Feminine And Dainty, But I'm Not. There Are Two Sides To The Coin. People Are More Impressed With Things That I Do Because They Almost Treat You As If You're Handicapped If You're A Woman... People Can Be Impressed That I Can Play A Few Chords On The Guitar.

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.