Life Is An Irritation.

Marry For Love, Stay Married, And Raise Happy Children Who Are Quick To Laugh And Slow To Judge.

Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits Fall Off.

Only By Being Prepared For Your Death Can You Ever Truly Live.

Faith Isn't An Act Of Intelligence, It's An Act Of Imagination.

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, Is That Duck Wearing Trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could Be . . . . You Hear Of Paper-wrap Chicken? This Duck In Pants.