Don't Bruise The Foo!

I've Seen More Intelligence In The Crotch Lice Of Harem Whores.

Yo, Yo, Yo, Check It Out," Said Pj, With Enough Hand Gestures That Any Deaf Person Watching Would Have Thought He Had Asl Tourette's Syndrome

It's Wildly Irritating To Have Invented Something As Revolutionary As Sarcasm, Only To Have It Abused By Amateurs.

In Business, As In Politics, The Public Is Ever So Tolerant Of Those Who Slime.

Why Write A Song When No One Can Play The Notes Or Understand The Lyrics?