Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And

It Is Either A Half-truth Or A Truth And A Half.

I Have Drawn From The Well Of Language Many A Thought Which I Do Not Have And Which I Could Not Put Into Words.

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.

I Have Often Been Asked To Be Fair And View A Matter From All Sides. I Did So, Hoping That Something Might Improve If I Viewed Allsides Of It. But The Result Was The Same. So I Went Back To Viewing Things Only From One Side, Which Saves Me A Lot Of Work And Disappointment. For It Is Comforting To Regard Something As Bad And To Be Able To Use One's Prejudice As An Excuse.

Stupidity Is An Elemental Force For Which No Earthquake Is A Match.