Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.

Astronomers Say The Universe Is Finite, Which Is A Comforting Thought For Those People Who Can't Remember Where They Leave Things.

Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.

Not Think Of Death As An End, But Think Of It More As A Very Effective Way Of Cutting Down On Your Expenses.

I'm Very Proud Of My Gold Pocket Watch. My Grandfather, On His Deathbed, Sold Me This Watch.