Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By The Same Dog Is Better Adapted For That Kind Of Business Than Any Other.

Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common Sense.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.