Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

Punctuality Is The Soul Of Business.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.

The Memory Of Past Favors Is Like A Rainbow, Bright, Vivid, And Beautiful; But It Soon Fades Away. The In Memory Of Injuries Is Engraved On The Heart, And Remains Forever.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?