Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

A Brave Man Is Sometimes A Desperado: A Bully Is Always A Coward.

The Happiness Of Every Country Depends Upon The Character Of Its People, Rather Than The Form Of Its Government.

Give Me A Chance, Says Stupid, And I Will Show You. Ten To One He Has Had His Chance Already, And Neglected It.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

Some People Have A Perfect Genius For Doing Nothing, And Doing It Assiduously.