Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.

A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth Vanity.

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.

To Carry Care To Bed Is To Sleep With A Pack On Your Back

Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.