There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There?

Coerced Innocence Is Like An Imprisoned Lark,--open The Door, And It Is Off Forever. The Bird That Roams Through The Sky And The Groves Unrestrained Knows How To Dodge The Hawk And Protect Itself; But The Caged One, The Moment It Leaves Its Bars And Bolts Behind, Is Pounced Upon By The Fowler Or The Vulture.

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.