There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There?

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Punctuality Is The Soul Of Business.

There Is The Kiss Of Welcome And Of Parting, The Long, Lingering, Loving, Present One; The Stolen, Or The Mutual One; The Kiss Of Love, Of Joy, And Of Sorrow; The Seal Of Promise And Receipt Of Fulfillment.

Hope Is A Pleasant Acquaintance, But An Unsafe Friend, Not The Man For Your Banker, Though He May Do For A Traveling Companion.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.