Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When

Generally I Don't Like Traveling Around Saying The Exact Same Thing. I Don't Think That's A Very Good Thing To Do With Your Life.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

It Is Often Better To Be Restricted To Necessity Than Unconfined In The Measure Of Our Desires: Prosperity Destroys More Individuals Than Adversity Ruins.

I Think Clever People Think That Poor People Are Stupid.

Though You May Be Last To Discover Your Follies, Be Always First To Correct Them.