Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

I Would Never Want To Be A Member Of A Group Whose Symbol Was A Guy Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood.

I Really Haven't Seen This Many People In One Place Since They Took Group Photographs Of All The Criminals And Lawbreakers In The Ronald Reagan Administration.

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.