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Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.
-George Carlin
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Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop
George Carlin
Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.
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