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Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

The Ritual Was Very Important To Me: Cleaning The Pot, Rolling The Pot.

I'll Tell You A Little Secret About The Blues: It's Not Enough To Know Which Notes To Play, You Have To Know Why They Need To Be Played.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.