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I Read That Book Fat Is A Feminist Issue, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

On The Whole, You Can Have A Private Life And Be Famous. But When Milestones Happen In Your Life Like Having Children Or Getting Married, Privacy Goes Out Of The Window.

If I Am Totally Honest, I Would Have To Say That ''allo 'allo!' Was Not My Cup Of Tea, Even Though Lots Of People Loved It. For That Reason, I Find Comedy Fascinating. There Is A Huge Difference Between What People Find Funny.

If You're A Fat Person - And Especially If You're A Woman - At All Stages Of Your Life You'll Get Abuse For It, So You Have To Work Out A Way Of Dealing With It. The Best Way Is To Be Humorous About It - That Defuses Any Tension.