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I Have A Utilitarian Approach To Dressing; As Long As I Quite Like It And It Covers Me Up, I Don't Care What It Is.

For A Long Time, People Assumed I Was Gay, So When I Got Married The Press Were All A Bit Shocked And Made A Big Deal Of It - And Ditto When I Had Children. I Felt Very Much Under The Microscope With Paps Outside The House Taking Pictures Of Me Getting The Baby Out Of The Car, It Was Excruciating. I Remember Getting Her Out Of The Car Seat And Thinking 'oh God I'm Going To Drop Her And They're Going To Take A Picture'. I Was So Nervous. Those Sorts Of Things Are Really Hard.

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

British Ferries Have Stopped Transporting Live Animals To The Continent. This Has Made It Very Difficult For England Fans To Get To Away Matches.

Suffice To Say, Many Women Find Their First Appearance On A Comedy Panel Show To Be Their Last. Second Chances Seem To Be Given Less Often To The Female Of The Species.