Let's Face It, All The Good Stuff

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

A Woman Is Like Beer. They Look Good, They Smell Good, And You'd Step Over Your Own Mother Just To Get One!

I Didn't Lie, I Was Writing Fiction With My Mouth.

The Entire World Of Grown-ups Is Corrupt And Stupid.

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns