A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan

I’ll Keep It Short And Sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Business.

I'm Not Going To Stop Torturing Myself Till I Figure Out The Cause Of My Pain.

One Of The Things I Would Like To Do Is Make Up Stories That I Would Have Enjoyed When I Was A Kid. So, If I'm Thinking About An Audience, It's Usually A Younger Version Of Myself.

You Toyed With My Heart, Like It Was A Toy Heart. (lisa Simpson)

I Had Been Drawing My Weekly Comic Strip, 'life In Hell,' For About Five Years When I Got A Call From Jim Brooks, Who Was Developing 'the Tracey Ullman Show' For The Brand-new Fox Network. He Wanted Me To Come In And Pitch An Idea For Doing Little Cartoons On That Show.