A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

Sometimes I Use My Jokes As Building Blocks For Larger Bits. I Like To Draw And Play Music, So Sometimes I Do Those Things Along With The Jokes.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.