Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Hearth Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tell.

If You Have An Ounce Of Common Sense And One Good Friend You Don't Need An Analyst.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'