Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

They Were Grooming Doris Day To Take Over The Top Spot. Jack L. Warner Asked Me To Play Her Sister In One Picture. I Said, "come On, Jack. No One Could Ever Believe That I Would Have Doris Day For A Sister."

I Remember Most Clearly When A Teenage Christopher Spat In My Face. He Said, "i Hate You". It's Pretty Hard To Overlook That. I Couldn't.

I Absolutely Will Not Allow Anyone To Call Me Grandmother. They Can Call Me Auntie Joan, Dee-dee, Cho-cho, Anything But Grandmother. It Pushes A Woman Almost To The Grave.

Box-office Poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer Always Asserted That The Studio Had Built Stage 22, Stage 24 And The Irving Thalberg Building, Brick By Brick, From The Income On My Pictures.