Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

Care For Your Clothes, Like The Good Friends They Are

Then There's That 'you're Only As Old As You Feel' Business, Which Is True To A Point, But You Can't Be Shirley Temple On The Good Ship Lollipop Forever. Sooner Or Later, Dammit, You're Old.

If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?