Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!