Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.