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Slump? I Ain't In No Slump... I Just Ain't Hitting.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

He Can Run Anytime He Wants. I'm Giving Him The Red Light.