Laughter Is, After Speech, The Chief Thing

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.

He [p.g.wodehouse] Is I Believe, The Only Man Living Who Speaks With Equal Fluency The American And English Languages.

Dogs Laugh, But They Laugh With Their Tails.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

I Don't Know Why It Is We Are In Such A Hurry To Get Up When We Fall Down. You Might Think We Would Lie There And Rest For A While.