Laughter Is, After Speech, The Chief Thing

The Defining Function Of The Artist Is To Cherish Consciousness.

Robert Benchley Has A Style That Is Weak And Lies Down Frequently To Rest.

A Liberal Mind Is A Mind That Is Able To Imagine Itself Believing Anything.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

Dogs Laugh, But They Laugh With Their Tails.