Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.

We Don't Know Where We Get Our Ideas From. What We Do Know Is That We Do Not Get Them From Our Laptops.

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

Either People Walk Round Dressed As Chickens Or They Listen To Beethoven.

Michael Palin Decided To Give Up On His Considerable Comedy Talents To Make Those Dreadfully Tedious Travel Shows. Have You Ever Tried To Watch One?

I Don't Want To Hurt People.