Either People Walk Round Dressed As Chickens

But Then Acting Is All About Faking. We're All Very Good At Faking Things That We Have No Competence With.

When I Was In School, I Was Beaten Every 30 Minutes. It Never Did Me Any Harm Except For Some Psychological Mal-adjustments And Blurred Vision.

The Writing Is The Most Important Bit, And Performing It Is Just Closing The Circle Because I'm Less Likely To Screw It Up Than Anyone Else.

I Think We're All Born With A Sense Of Humor. Creativity Is Another Thing Though.

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor