If I Can Get You To Laugh

There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.

Filming Takes A Lot Out Of You. It Really Does. It's Immensely Demanding, And You Have To Put The Rest Of Your Life In The Icebox Until You Do Your Final Shot.

Would You Take A Billion Dollars, If As Part Of The Deal The Earth Were Made Uninhabitable A Year After Your Death? ... Well, Of Course Not; You Care About Your Friends, Above All Your Children, Any Grandchildren. But ... What If The Deal Calls For The Planet To Be Poisoned A Thousand Years Later? We Feel Strong Obligations To Generations In The Near Future - Should We Not Feel The Same Way About Our Children's Great-grandchildren And Generations Beyond Them?

I Don't Understand Why Very, Very Rich People Want To Have Even More Money Than They've Already Got.

Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.