If I Can Get You To Laugh

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No Hope For Planet At All. But I Will Be Gone Before The Planet Is Gone, So It's Your Problem.

I Can't Tell You How Scary It Can Be Walking Onto A Movie And Suddenly Joining This Family - It's Like Going To Somebody Else's Christmas Dinner; Everyone Knows Everyone And You're Not Quite Sure What You're Supposed To Sit.

When We Hold A World Championship For A Particular Sport, We Invite Teams From Other Countries To Play As Well.

If You Want To Know Who Your Friends Are, Have A Major Failure.