Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until

I Did Lsd And Peyote In The Late Sixties, Before I Got Into Cocaine. That Was Concurrent With My Change From A Straight Comic To The Album And Counterculture Period, And Those Drugs Served Their Purpose. They Helped Open Me Up.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

I Literally Didn't Know My Father. My Mother Had Been A Secretary, And After She And My Father Split, She Went Back To Work For An Advertising Executive. So My Older Brother And I Were "latch-door Kids." We Went Home For Lunch And After School By Ourselves.

I Make Fun Of People Who Are Religious, Because They're Fundamentally Weak.