I've Never Seen A Homeless Guy With

I Was Looking In The Mirror The Other Day And I Realized I Haven't Changed Much Since I Was In My Twenties. The Only Difference Is I Look A Whole Lot Older Now.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.

Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.

Grass [marijuana] Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.